I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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