She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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