I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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