I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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