With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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