actually, I'm a sock model
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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