Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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