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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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