Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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