I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
no you cant smoke seaweed
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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