just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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