i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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