I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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