So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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