is your mom at the bar?
I am puke
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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