I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The air was thick with penises
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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