Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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