Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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