How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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