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• (214): View more from Texas

  The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Juice tastes so weird without alcohol

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