There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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