What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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