Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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