i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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