There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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