You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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