It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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