I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
now i know why i became what i already was.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
