you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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