I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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