id be glad to
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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