Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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