I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
