Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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