At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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