Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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