Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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