me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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