And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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