I didn't shave. On purpose
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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