Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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