Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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