I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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