sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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