you didnt know i had herpes?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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