I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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