She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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