just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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