I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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