Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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