So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
They have beer where we have blood.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
