We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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