just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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