just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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