How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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