Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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