"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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