u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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