On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
